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This is what I get for mercilessly teasing my friend.

Posted on 2008.01.25 at 09:35
So I mercilessly teased jennashaped. In repayment, she insisted I do the Meme she currently has running on her journal. So...

5 question meme. (These are from jennashaped) Comment and I'll choose five questions for you.

1. If you had to choose between Rosie O'Donnel and Star Jones, which one would you do? (You have to pick one!)

Suicide isn't an option? Well, Ms. Jones is, last I heard, straight, so she would be ever so slightly less likely to feel violated and disgusted by the experience, so I guess she's my candidate. Do I get to put a ball-gag on her first?

2. What is the speed of a land swallow?

What do you mean? An African Swallow or a European Swallow? Laden or unladen? In any case, the land speed would be quite slow, as they have very short legs so they're unlikely to walk at more than a half-mile per hour.

3. Do you like your hair better long or short?

Short enough to be out of my eyes, long enough for a woman to run her fingers through.

4. What is your favorite Keane song, and why? (HA! You knew I had to ask this.)

I don't have one. I don't do "favorites" in songs, other than considering the Beatles' "A Day in the Life" to be hte greatest song ever written. That said, "Somewhere Only We Know" is very special to me, as it reminds me of someone who is very, very dear to me.

5. You can be a piece of paper, or a pencil. Which one would you pick to be?

Pencil. I like to think of myself being written and drawn upon by the world and my experiences, and so indeed I am.... But I like it for the content is gives me with which I can write and draw for the world.

Comments:


Jenna: fomerly chocolate_coins
jennashaped at 2008-01-25 14:42 (UTC) (Link)
LMFAO @ #1. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.

HAHAHA! I don't know WHAT is up with #2. Carl walked in and TOLD ME to ask you that. Dunno why...wtf. anyway.

Good pick on the Keane song.

I thought you might pick pencil, you writer. But I was interested in the answer as well. ;)
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2008-01-25 15:19 (UTC) (Link)
LMFAO @ #1. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.

I hate you and the ground you walk on.

HAHAHA! I don't know WHAT is up with #2. Carl walked in and TOLD ME to ask you that. Dunno why...wtf. anyway.

I trust you've been more than sufficiently educated through IM?

Edited at 2008-01-25 03:19 pm (UTC)
Jenna: fomerly chocolate_coins
jennashaped at 2008-01-25 15:50 (UTC) (Link)
Yes! Definitely. In detail!
thesteppyone
thesteppyone at 2008-01-25 14:58 (UTC) (Link)
I like your answer to 5, and, by saying that, do I have to answer questions?

:)
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2008-01-25 15:20 (UTC) (Link)
Only if you want to.
thesteppyone
thesteppyone at 2008-01-25 15:23 (UTC) (Link)
Well, you know how shy I am when it comes to talking about me! ... :D

Hit me wiv'em :D
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2008-01-25 15:40 (UTC) (Link)

OK, now I have to try to really embarrass you!

1: Are you pleased with the appearance of your breasts and nipples?

2: What's the one thing you've done sexually that you really wish you hadn't?

3: Would you stay with a guy if the sex were good but he was just deeply, deeply stupid?

4: Is bad sex with a man better than good sex with a woman?

5: Who's the one woman you know personal who you'd like to have sex with but would never tell her?

Edited at 2008-01-25 03:40 pm (UTC)
carose59 at 2008-01-25 19:00 (UTC) (Link)
2a. Just exactly where did those cocoanuts come from?
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2008-01-25 19:09 (UTC) (Link)
The swallow may fly south to seek warmer climates but it is no stranger to our lands!
alloy_
alloy_ at 2008-01-25 20:29 (UTC) (Link)
Star Jones? Keane?

I feel I've stepped into a cultural chasm.....

The Python reference I got.....
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2008-01-25 20:39 (UTC) (Link)
How to explain Star Jones. Imagine inserting Joan Rivers into Oprah Winfrey, and then chopping two-thirds of the IQ off of the result.

Keane is a very good, sort of ballad-based BritPop trio, consisting of a keyboardist, a drummer, and a lead singer.
alloy_
alloy_ at 2008-01-25 21:09 (UTC) (Link)
oh dear, ignorance may have been preferable....

Do I get questions too?
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2008-01-25 23:11 (UTC) (Link)
I don't know why, but I feel like hardball questions, so:

1: Was your own life -- judged entirely selfishly -- better during Apartheid?

2: Are you still seriously contemplating emigrating?

3: If you were able to enforce your decisions on the real world, how would you solve the Middle East?

4: You can send any three "World Leaders" into the Negative Zone, never to be seen again. Who's gone?

5: You can close any one country in the world for business. Which one's shutting down?
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