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Posted on 2009.06.01 at 19:42
You can't make this stuff up.



From http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b126764_daniel_craig_double-oh_delicious.html :

Daniel Craig Is Double-Oh Delicious

Today 9:16 AM PDT by Breanne L. Heldman

Who wouldn't want to get a taste of Daniel Craig?

Lucky ladies in the U.K. will have the opportunity to lick his well-chiseled abs freely. Del Monte's Superfruit Smoothies is releasing limited-edition lollies—that's Popsicles to us—of the Bond star's, ahem, delicious torso and head. The purple frozen treats are blueberry, pomegranate and cranberry flavored, and will only be available this week during Britain's National Ice Cream Week. (Sidenote: U.S. National Ice Cream Month is in July—anyone for a Robert Pattinson flavored treat?)

The fruit company conducted a poll asking women who they'd like to see melting from a wooden stick, and 41-year-old Craig was their man.

"Daniel Craig topped our poll of Britain's coolest celebrities and, thanks to our Del Monte lolly replica, he is officially immortalized as super smooth and licensed to chill," spokesman Matt O'Connor said in a statement.

Comments:


Abby Normal
ozma_katiebell at 2009-06-01 23:52 (UTC) (Link)
Uh, sex toy, anyone?
*shivers*
scribhneoir1
scribhneoir1 at 2009-06-02 00:01 (UTC) (Link)
well...that's strange...I guess the 'licensed to chill' bit was inevitable though...
the broken road
star98hope at 2009-06-02 01:19 (UTC) (Link)
AHAHAHA, that is RIDICULOUS. I wonder how they picked the flavors. :p

liscensed to chill

*rolls eyes*
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