It's a Vast, Right-Wing Conspiracy.
Posted on 2006.08.24 at 12:27
The Rebublicans, man. The damned Republicans.
They're on a witch-hunt to expunge and befoul all things that Bill Clinton did, not only for this country, but for the Universe itself.
Today's Stalinist Purge is but the latest example.
For, on April 25th, 1998, President Bill Clinton offered the following apology:
Ladies and gentlemen, I regret so much: I regret our long neglect of the planet Pluto. It took until 1930 -- 1930 -- to welcome Pluto into the community of planets, and that was wrong
And now, that generous, heart-felt, healing apology has been undone, as Pluto is unceremoniously ejected from the community of planets.
The shame of it. The shame.
Damn republicans.
They're on a witch-hunt to expunge and befoul all things that Bill Clinton did, not only for this country, but for the Universe itself.
Today's Stalinist Purge is but the latest example.
For, on April 25th, 1998, President Bill Clinton offered the following apology:
Ladies and gentlemen, I regret so much: I regret our long neglect of the planet Pluto. It took until 1930 -- 1930 -- to welcome Pluto into the community of planets, and that was wrong
And now, that generous, heart-felt, healing apology has been undone, as Pluto is unceremoniously ejected from the community of planets.
The shame of it. The shame.
Damn republicans.
