January 29th, 2013

Samwise 1

A short musical interlude.

Sung to the tune of "Daddy Wasn't There" by Ming Tea Featuring Austin Powers

Samwise
He's afraid of cats

Samwise
He's afraid of cats
Women wearing hats
Even girls in flats

He's afraid of cats

Samwise
He's afraid of cats
Perhaps he lost some spats
(they don't even act like brats)

But he's afraid of cats

When they're on the bed
Dunno what he read
You can see his dread
No matter what you said
They just get in his head
Then he can't be led
And he won't get in bed......

He's afraid of cats

When they're on the bed
Dunno what he read
You can see his dread
No matter what you said
They just get in his head
Then he can't be led
And he won't get in bed......

He's afraid of cats
He just can't face the prats
They scare him more than bats
He's afraid of cats

(Spoken) He's afraid of cats! Peace!





If you're unfamiliar with the source:





Or, if you don't feel you've suffered enough:





http://leviathanstudios.com/He's Afraid Of Cats - Mixed.mp3