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Leviathan meets the Incredible Hulk

The Willie I Have

Posted on 2007.01.26 at 08:34


mythicvictory at 2007-01-26 19:36 (UTC) (Link)

The Resident Penis Expert

When we discovered that I was pregnant with a boy-child #2, I did extensive research. There is ALOT of information out there, pros and cons, and mostly stated along the lines of a small religious war. It is a subject, like breastfeeding, that on the surface, appears to be a mere parenting choice, but scratched, is a raging political, judgmental, raging decision.

I came away (oh, for want of better phrasing) with the conclusion that we most likely did not want this. I reasoned that boys didn't suddenly develop nerves along there upon reaching puberty, and that removal without medication would be barbaric. I gathered all the info and turned it over to my DH, our resident penis expert. My only stipulation was that if we did, I insisted on the maximum pain relief available, as I firmly DO NOT believe that babies/small children don't remember pain, and can therefore suffer without relief. It actually proved to be quite the challenge to find a Doc willing to preform it with any kind of relief at all.
So my DH decided that we would, so that he and his son would have the same, er, frame of reference.
Pain relief was supplied, at my rabid, post-partum insistence.
I let the issue rest, after this. (groans again at phrasing)
My two resident experts can deal with the issue should it ever, sigh, come up again.
Naturally, my DH is gleefully referring the female aspect of such issues to me. I still haven't figured out how that means I control the age of ear ring consent, but I suspect it will be worse with bras and other piercings.
*goes to investigate the social norm ages for tattoos*
Tia, Mel
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2007-01-26 20:10 (UTC) (Link)

Re: The Resident Penis Expert

See, here we go, more weirdness for me. (Because, you know, it's all about me.) I hate piercings and tattoos. I hate them. I have no religion, but the closest I come is how offensive I find the arrogance of mutilating the human body for decoration, of injecting ink to change the color of skin, because I think our bodies are a perfect triumph of design and decor, literally perfect, and so making those changes, adding that ink, those holes, that to me is tantamount to graffitti-ing on the Mona Lisa.

Yet every time I pee, I'm holding a pecker that has been substantially re-engineered, and I've never given a thought.

alloy_ at 2007-01-29 06:19 (UTC) (Link)

Re: The Resident Penis Expert

I must agree with you on the issue of body modification.

I firmly believe that cosmetic surgery should be limited to corrective procedures, and not enhancement procedures.

Likewise while I see to problem with tempory Henna tattoos, permanent tattoos are something which become faded and unattractive.

Just my 2c za
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