Jonathan Andrew Sheen (leviathan0999) wrote,
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999

"Dumbledore's Army"

Well, someone had to do it!



DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY


TO the tune of "Oliver's Army" by Elvis Costello



Dolores Umbridge
Doesn't think You-Know-Who is back
And she thinks Harry
Well, he's been given too much slack

He's just another attention-getter
Why didn't Dumbledore teach him better?

Dumbledore's Army is on the way
Dumbledore's Army is here to stay
And she'd be better off anywhere else than here today!

Now here's Ron Weasley
Best Keeper in many a year
It wasn't easy
He had to overcome his fear

He'll trust Harry and follow his lead
Even when he meets the brain that makes him bleed

Dumbledore's Army is coming through
Dumbledore's Army knows what to do
And you won't fight them if you know what's good for you!

So meet Miss Granger
She wants to follow every rule
But when there's danger
She's willing to overturn the school

Umbridge proven useless, she turns to Harry
To teach everybody just how to parry

Dumbledore's Army is here to fight
Dumbledore's Army will do what's right
Umbridge had better be anywhere else but here tonight!

Luna and Ginny
They would face down the devil
Braver than many
Along with ever-faithful Neville

They took a stand and made history
In the Department of Mysteries

Dumbledore's Army is on the way
Dumbledore's Army is here to stay
And they'd be better off anywhere else than here today!

Five stand together
They take their lead from Harry
So those dark powers
They've got reason to be wary

They're not afraid of Bludgers and Beaters
They've gone toe-to-toe with real Death Eaters

Dumbledore's Army stands hand in hand
Dumbledore's Army will take a stand
And Voldemort had better fear this noble band

Dumbledore's Army is on the way
Dumbledore's Army is here to stay
And Riddle's better off anywhere else than here today!
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