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Me, by Jenn

My Affair

Posted on 2008.01.19 at 10:18
I've been having an affair.

I have, in fact, been having an affair with a beautiful black architect, also married, named Janee St. Croix (which has a certain "je ne c'est quoi") who has long black hair warn back in a pony-tail. We've had a beautiful black baby. I don't know how her husband, who is cute, is reacting to all this, but apparently there hasn't been much domestics, as after I brought my wife to meet them, we were attacked and pursued by a giant monster of some sort, and had to leave.

I wouldn't know even this much if my wife hadn't told me when we woke up. I'm apparently having a much better time in her dreams than mine.


lillywmw at 2008-01-19 18:38 (UTC) (Link)
Oh, teaser boy!You got me at the beginning!I was thinking"isn't he married?" :D Well you know all the artists are great dreamers and sometimes is better live inside our minds than in reality.
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2008-01-19 20:20 (UTC) (Link)
It sounds like a lovely dream until the giant monster attacked.
i_m_b00 at 2008-01-19 19:35 (UTC) (Link)
See my first reaction was ‘oh he is married his poor wife’. But my next reaction was why you are getting all up in peoples business?
But now that I read the whole thing I have to say that I have had dreams like that I usually wake up pissed. Hubby gets all indignant explaining that he would never do anything like that. Wouldn’t it have been more fun if you had her dream?
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2008-01-19 20:17 (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, especially since my dream was just a series of random images.

Edited at 2008-01-19 08:19 pm (UTC)
Lady A!
accioayla at 2008-01-19 19:54 (UTC) (Link)
Wow, something was in the water last night! Everyone on my flist is reporting strange dreams! ... Perhaps it was the moon. Any idea what phase it was? *puts on her Sherlock Holmes hat*

Also, just out of curiosity, do you have an insanejournal? I'm over there and utterly selfish and trying to replicate my flist over there as I no longer post, only comment, over here on LJ.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2008-01-19 20:17 (UTC) (Link)
I don't know the moon phase, but I do have an IJ:

the source of all heresies
ms_worplesdon at 2008-01-19 20:10 (UTC) (Link)
So nice of her to share! ;D
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2008-01-19 20:27 (UTC) (Link)
Yes! She apparently really loved the baby. And got the house.
elfwhistletree at 2008-01-19 20:56 (UTC) (Link)
That's brilliant - it made me boggle and then laugh out loud - if you are brave enough, please pass my thanks on to your wife for sharing the joy.

I think you should all invest in some serious monster fighting equipment, and then settle down together in a cosy menage-a-quatre to raise the baby in a spirit of harmony. Was the baby a boy or a girl? - either way Ebony is a good name, and then a sibling called Ivory.

I am very pleased with the appropriateness of my icon. \insanity
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2008-01-23 13:30 (UTC) (Link)
I did indeed pass along your thanks, and came out with my hide intact.
cyclonejuliet at 2008-01-19 22:10 (UTC) (Link)
But was it good for you???
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2008-01-23 13:31 (UTC) (Link)
I.... think so...?
scribhneoir1 at 2008-01-19 23:41 (UTC) (Link)
love the French aspect! although I'm thinking the 'having to leave' part may have had something to do with the giant monster chasing you! ;)
sounds like a much better dream than my latest. All I can remember is the fact that I was reaching over to plug in the laptop charger and the computer blew up on me...

*shakes head in despair*
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2008-01-23 13:32 (UTC) (Link)
See, that's more typical of my dreams, as well.
harrysmom at 2008-01-20 04:54 (UTC) (Link)
It's always the giant monster that gets in the way of true love.
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2008-01-23 13:33 (UTC) (Link)
I need a Giant Monster icon! See, there's always something. Giant monsters, spouses, it's not even my dream.... Ah, well.
alloy_ at 2008-01-21 09:27 (UTC) (Link)
You were of course told so that you could be scolded.

That is how woman's minds work.
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2008-01-23 13:34 (UTC) (Link)
I totally expected that, in fact, but, no. She was much more interested in how much fun she had cuddling my little black baby.
isha_libran at 2008-01-22 10:38 (UTC) (Link)
I had a 'mind boogling' moment too, when I read the first line.

Too bad about the monster. As suggested, you need to invest in monster fighting equipment! =)

Also, I'm sorry if I missed an update somewhere, but I hope your wife is fine now? With the eye and all.
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2008-01-23 13:37 (UTC) (Link)
She's doing fine, recovering on schedule. Thanks so much for asking!
(Anonymous) at 2008-01-23 20:17 (UTC) (Link)
While my day is young, this is, so far, the funniest and coolest thing I've read today. (I know, I know... You *live* to have your LJ posts rated by me. Let me put down the Godpipe and go back to breaking the Internet.) Stay warm.
j_on_lj at 2008-01-23 20:19 (UTC) (Link)
Oop. That was weird. I'm no longer anonymous, and take credit for the above comment.
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