Jonathan Andrew Sheen (leviathan0999) wrote,
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999

This is what I get for mercilessly teasing my friend.

So I mercilessly teased jennashaped. In repayment, she insisted I do the Meme she currently has running on her journal. So...

5 question meme. (These are from jennashaped) Comment and I'll choose five questions for you.

1. If you had to choose between Rosie O'Donnel and Star Jones, which one would you do? (You have to pick one!)

Suicide isn't an option? Well, Ms. Jones is, last I heard, straight, so she would be ever so slightly less likely to feel violated and disgusted by the experience, so I guess she's my candidate. Do I get to put a ball-gag on her first?

2. What is the speed of a land swallow?

What do you mean? An African Swallow or a European Swallow? Laden or unladen? In any case, the land speed would be quite slow, as they have very short legs so they're unlikely to walk at more than a half-mile per hour.

3. Do you like your hair better long or short?

Short enough to be out of my eyes, long enough for a woman to run her fingers through.

4. What is your favorite Keane song, and why? (HA! You knew I had to ask this.)

I don't have one. I don't do "favorites" in songs, other than considering the Beatles' "A Day in the Life" to be hte greatest song ever written. That said, "Somewhere Only We Know" is very special to me, as it reminds me of someone who is very, very dear to me.

5. You can be a piece of paper, or a pencil. Which one would you pick to be?

Pencil. I like to think of myself being written and drawn upon by the world and my experiences, and so indeed I am.... But I like it for the content is gives me with which I can write and draw for the world.
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