As it turns out, the story thus far is too long to post in one post, so I'll have to break it into chapters.
While I figure that out, I want to make some preps, so here's the deal:
As stated in the intro below, it's got "adult content" in it, and, out of respect for Ms. Rowling's wishes, I want to make sure that access to it is restricted, so nobody learns anything dirty from Harry Potter on my account.
So I've created a "sub-group" or whatever you call it, on my flist, and anybody wanting to read nasty stuff, please let me know, your LJ account, and I'll "friend" you and put you in that group.
"Anonymous," if you want to see it, you'll need an LJ account or to contact me directly.