Let me give you a better look:
Now, technically, that's just Half the Face of Evil. That's Gandalf, AKA "Little Man" although the picture's about a year old. Now he's full sized, and has been seduced into the ways of the Dark Side by Noelle, a couple of months older than he, and as yet unphotographed.
She's a "torty." Cute as all get out. Just as evil.
They decided to play behind the toilet tonight. We live in a trailer: the pipe bringing water up into our bathroom is a length of hose that emerges from the floor, has a valve on it, and disappears into the bottom of the toilet tank.
I don't know what they did to knock it lose, but I do know they did it, because I awoke from a sound sleep to the sound of them running in panic from the bathroom as the "Toilet Fill Hose" hissed noisily while spraying prodigious amounts of water into all parts of the bathroom except the toilet.
And I can't fix it.
Water to the toilet is now shut off, which is monstrously bad news. Plumber tomorrow, apparently.
They're evil. EEEEE-VILLE!
