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The Face of EEEEE-Ville!

Posted on 2006.08.24 at 00:02
That, right over there. That's right, my Icon.

Let me give you a better look:

Now, technically, that's just Half the Face of Evil. That's Gandalf, AKA "Little Man" although the picture's about a year old. Now he's full sized, and has been seduced into the ways of the Dark Side by Noelle, a couple of months older than he, and as yet unphotographed.

She's a "torty." Cute as all get out. Just as evil.

They decided to play behind the toilet tonight. We live in a trailer: the pipe bringing water up into our bathroom is a length of hose that emerges from the floor, has a valve on it, and disappears into the bottom of the toilet tank.

I don't know what they did to knock it lose, but I do know they did it, because I awoke from a sound sleep to the sound of them running in panic from the bathroom as the "Toilet Fill Hose" hissed noisily while spraying prodigious amounts of water into all parts of the bathroom except the toilet.

And I can't fix it.

Water to the toilet is now shut off, which is monstrously bad news. Plumber tomorrow, apparently.

They're evil. EEEEE-VILLE!


magnolialane at 2006-08-24 04:19 (UTC) (Link)
I think there's a water jinx on us. You have too much water, and I have none. What ever will we do to lift the evil spirit?

Hmm, bowl of kitty for breakfast? Too cute, and yes, evil.
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2006-08-24 04:34 (UTC) (Link)
The picture's deceptive, he's bigger than he looks, that's a salad serving bowl.

He looks now exactly like you expect the grown-up version of that picture to look.

And he's very sweeet and affectionate. And evil. Oh, yes, evil.
xedra at 2006-08-24 04:28 (UTC) (Link)
*squeee* What a purty cat!

*chuckle* I have five Evil Ones, myself... well, only one is truly Evil - two are incredibly sweet, not a smidge of trouble and the other two are just strange, which is normal.

My Evil One (aka "Dagwood") can open doors and will open them if they aren't locked. Not locking the bathroom door behind you earns you a surprise two seconds after you sit down on the toilet - LOL!
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2006-08-24 04:36 (UTC) (Link)
My wife and I don't even bother closing it unless we have company. There's no point. We can't convince any of these beasts that there's no secret trap-door for us to escape through, and they whimper and put their paws under the door from when it shuts to when it opens.
alloy_ at 2006-08-24 06:00 (UTC) (Link)
All cats are evil.

like all all Politicians are liars.
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2006-08-24 09:27 (UTC) (Link)
harry_lvr at 2006-08-24 07:11 (UTC) (Link)
...but he's so cute!

*adores Gandalf*

What can I say - I'm an animal lover. My cat gets away with EVERYTHING...she's too cute, I can't get mad at her!
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2006-08-24 09:28 (UTC) (Link)
This is not too dissimilar to Gandalf and Noelle's situation.
elfwhistletree at 2006-08-24 08:36 (UTC) (Link)
♥ Kitty!!! ♥

Now can we have a picture of Noelle too, pretty please...

Hope the plumber turns up soon, and doesn't die laughing before he's fixed your toilet 8-)
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2006-08-24 09:29 (UTC) (Link)
I've had both Noelle and Gandalf for over a year, and I have yet to manage to photograph her! She's like "Carlos the Jackal!"
oncelikeshari at 2006-08-24 09:00 (UTC) (Link)
Cat in a salad bowl eh?

Or is it just a very ornate litter box?
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2006-08-24 09:31 (UTC) (Link)
Indeed, a big, cheap, salad serving bowl.
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2006-08-24 15:48 (UTC) (Link)

So, I called a plumber at about 8:00 this morning...

He was on-site by 8:30, and done by 9:30. The new connection from main water to toilet is much firmer, so we shouldn't be awakened from our pleasant dreams by suchlike again.
aegnoralkarin at 2006-08-24 18:17 (UTC) (Link)
Well, BLOODY HELL! Gives you a new perspective on 'not looking where you sit', dunnit?
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2006-08-24 20:51 (UTC) (Link)
Ah, with the noise of the spraying water, I didn't have to look to know I was in deep you-know-what.

Say, did you ever reply on the other thread about my restricted group?
aegnoralkarin at 2006-08-31 17:13 (UTC) (Link)

reply to other thread...

Well, yeah, I did...
Or at least I think I did...
Didn't I?
Oh well, Maybe I did it in my dreams...
Jonathan Andrew Sheen
leviathan0999 at 2006-08-31 17:19 (UTC) (Link)

Re: reply to other thread...

You did. Shortly after I asked, in fact.
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