Presented without comment, because, in the name of God, what could I say?

Note the "Mottos:"

TIBERIUS: Boldly go

RED SHIRT: Because tomorrow may never come

Discovered thanks to leelastarsky's husband, a comic shop owner:

PON FARR: Drive him crazy

Further investigation shows the same company came up with an "Exclusive scent" for ComicCon International:



KHAAANN!: Engineered to be superior